There's been an ongoing joke for a while between my wife and me in which I say now and then, after something particularly racy or ribald, "Hey, another entry in the 'Things I Cannot Blog' blog!" Been mulling over the idea of actually starting it, and I finally did it. Wanna help me out? I invite and eagerly welcome reader submissions. Got a "Thing I Cannot Blog," something you wanna see in print you think is funny but the participants in said activity or exchange would kill you if they knew you blogged it? Send it to me at:
thingsicannotblog at gmail dot com
I will gladly change the names to protect the innocent. I do it for my own exploits; it would be more than a tad hypocritical for me not to do it for anyone else's, no?